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(Anti-) pick up lines

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I will immediately fall for you if you said this. Also, I would fall for you if you were part of all of my book fandoms and talked to me about them. (How to get the girl)😂

It would work on me!

25 Pickup Lines So Nerdy, They Just Might Work LOVE funny pick up lines!

Hahahahhaha omg dying xD

Haha that's funny

23 Ways To Defy Your Enemy, According To Tumblr

When a creep asks for your digits do this. | 23 Ways To Defy Your Enemy, According To Tumblr

40 LOTR Memes That'll Give You A Nerd Boner - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. Jrr Tolkien, Fangirl, O Hobbit, Into The West, John Barrowman, Fandoms, No Kidding, Just Dream, Looking For Someone

That would probably work on me. - FunSubstance

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i hateee when the fire alarm randomly starts ringing at school and jUst won't shut up bc some random kid decides to hit at the alarm like wHAt!?

funny quotes - Women’s comebacks to pickup lines LOL funnymemescomebacks

Sigh. For women that are just sick of men hitting on them. A few of these don't need a comeback because they weren't a rude question, but a few are quite annoying and these are great comebacks for them.

Beck(Avan Jogia) & Jade(Elizabeth Gillies) on Victorious

They were goals

The perfect anti pick up line Flirting Texts, Flirting Humor, Flirting Quotes, Anti Pick Up Lines, Pick Up Lines Funny, Funny Fails, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Money Book

This is soooo me!! @nmirtsch but im not actively trying to push them away... i just say the first thing that comes to mind!!

Just Married - Mission Accomplished - Game Over (White) Unisex T-Shirt

Just Married – Mission Accomplished – Game Over (White) Essential T-Shirt by MrFaulbaum

Just Married - Mission Accomplished - Game Over (White) Unisex T-Shirt