LoL. true story.

well when you dont have lunch til and breakfast at 6 its rarely a successful morning.

I try to keep an open mind about everything except grammar, spelling, and punctuation. My curse for being a teacher my ultimate pet peeve!

Parenting level 439932.


Artist Profile #2: Dorothy Draper

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. Nothing like a grammar joke.


Cat Treadmills

Funny pictures about Cat treadmills. Oh, and cool pics about Cat treadmills. Also, Cat treadmills.

Le mow.

Le mow.

Every time someone types "LMAO" I imagine a French Cat le-meow (Books of Adam)


Wisdom for my children. Maybe it should be: You never know what you don't have until you clean your room. Then my girl might clean it to see what she think to purchase.


Y U No Take Justin Bieber? by uzumakinagato - A Member of the Internet's Largest Humor Community

yes please!

I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please! Somedays this sounds like the perfect drink! Roy - new drink?

do you have your black book?

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

Giving a fuck is not my division. Sherlock e-cards by Alice X.

Yep pretty much. This is why I don't even touch chips anymore!