I don't know who to feel sorry for. Moose for carrying all that weight or Squirrel for having a fallen angel/human around wrapped around his head.<-- probably the squirrel. The moose is so big I don't think the weight would bother him.
Sometimes, a personal budget just won't stretch far enough to buy premium brands of make up. In these circumstances, unless you're willing to go make up free - and who is ever willing to go make up free?