My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman | Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman | Quotes

Marriage Humor: I take my wife EVERYWHERE...but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

Marriage Humor: I take my wife EVERYWHERE...but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

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But he is still here complaining about it!

But he is still here complaining about it!

When i read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman…

When i read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman…

Henny Youngman on Drinking and Jewish Suffering

Henny Youngman on Drinking and Jewish Suffering

“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”   – Henny Youngman

“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” – Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. / Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. / Henny Youngman

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