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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

These 20 Pick Up Lines Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (But SMILE)

If you're flirting with my man & he is entertaining you that's your man now, You can keep his friendly ass

If you're flirting with my man & he is entertaining you that's your man now, You can keep his friendly ass

Man I hate this because being a female cop & soldier I'm usually the only female, I look at my colleagues as brothers nothing more. And I don't want your man ladies!

Man I hate this because being a female cop & soldier I'm usually the only female, I look at my colleagues as brothers nothing more. And I don't want your man ladies!

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am.

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am.

"I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel."

"I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel."