KAUFFMAN STADIUM: PULLED PORK PATTY MELT - This is not a patty melt, and I can't even find the pulled pork. That is not what this sandwich should be called. I'm very confused. This eldritch horror of baseball stadium food is, in actuality, a pulled pork sandwich (oh, there it is, under the bacon) topped with fried onions, bacon and cheese, sandwiched between two funnel cakes. And then they throw a fried jalapeno pepper on top.