"Never was there a tale of more sad // Than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad."

18 Jokes You'll Only Get If You've Read Shakespeare

Brilliant! - Shakespeare Insult Generator: Thou Shall Say It Like Shakespeare

Shakespeare Insult Generator: Thou Shall Say It Like Shakespeare

i played mercutio in a play once and that's totally irrelevant but<<<I played count Paris in a play once.

I was honestly in love with mercutio so much. And then my then crush played him for a skit in english back in high schooland yaaa

huh how bout that

huh how bout that

When I would show my high school English teacher poetry and passages I would write I was told that I used words that didn't exist. The next day I brought in a dictionary and proved her wrong

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is.

You should know how most Shakespeare ends

*in the broadcasting news report room* "this just in the Shakespeare Fandom has just made a Tumblr post and it kept going!"

*excuse the language, this was too good not to save* Bout time we can understand Shakespeare.

Ohh crap, that was whack, now the witches on my back, I'm screwed, what to do, hope I do t die too

Tumblr..

In all seriousness, love what you wanna. If that's Hamlet and Kesha or Edgar Allan Poe and Rihanna or Robert Frost and Ariana Grande do it. The Beatles and Stephanie Meyer? Its just things.

MacDuff's son then falls into his mother's arms and says 'He killed me mother!' even shakespeare has bad days -_-

What, You Egg

What, You Egg? Young fry of treachery. [Stabs him] Mother he hath killed me [dies] Love Shakespeare

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Shakespeare would probably encourage people screwing around with his vagueness, as long as they kept in all the dirty jokes

Shakespeare would probably encourage people screwing around with his vagueness, as long as they kept in all the dirty jokes<<<<haaa I love literature haha

18 Jokes You'll Only Get If You've Read Shakespeare

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"Never was there a tale of more sad // Than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad.

When your phone is channeling Shakespeare. Ahh, quite amusing!!

HIFW my autocorrect kicks in and I accidentally text "twas" instead of "it was" : TrollXChromosomes

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