"Honey, I'm serious!" "Gendo, I think you're finally starting to crack..." "Yui, I'm not losing it. I have a daughter, her name is Hitagi Senjougahara!" "No dear, you have a son. His name is Shinji Ikari. Unless you've been hiding something from me for all these years. But thankfully I have the past experience to know that you're dreams go out of control at the touch of a hat." "...and she has a boyfriend called Koyomi Araragi, who saved her from her d
