Funny 40 year old quotes

» 40 things to know from a soon to be 40 year old » I am turning 40 this week. Yikes. 40. That sounds old. Time has flown by. "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" - Michael

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"Dear forty-something-year old woman, I see you tapping into your phone while waiting for your child to finish their club and I see the disapproving glares you get from grandmothers and grandfathers. They don’t know what I know."

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