Funny roast poems

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Roses are red...

These brutal insults from @insultmedaddy are good. So good, in fact, that you'll probably want to bookmark this page so you can use them when you are at a loss for words.

Safe and clean #insults, #roast and #comebacks that are fun.

This boy tried to roast me and I got mad so I started writing him hate poems

Roses are red Violets are blue Here is a lovely meme for you.

Just for a moment, try imagining a world where insults don’t exist, where everyone tells the truth, and nobody swears. Ever. Sounds pretty boring, doesn’t it? Nobody’s excusing being nasty to other people, but insults tell us a lot about our background, our culture, as well as our outlook on life. It’s just part of being a human being like poetry, music, and art. What’s more, insults, when done right, are the perfect way to show how witty and creative we can be.

Twinkle twinkle