Funny stories for kids

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke

A smuggler crosses the border each morning on a donkey, and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in...

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friendsHe saw a monkey on a tree“Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant. #story, #funny

A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything else the bird asked for, for the parrot was so clever it could engage in conversation. The parrot longed for freedom and often asked for it but the merchant would always reply...

These funny short stories for kids are all about animals. You can print the PDF download and read them to your preschool or kindergarten child. They make perfect bedtime stories! Grab these stories for your little one and enjoy them together. #kids #parenting #reading #bedtime #stories #momlife

A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some children's stories could become, asked the little girl to...

Poor Sringeri Srinivas just wants a haircut once a year. Will anybody help him? Read funny short stories for kids and other free bedtime stories at Storyberries