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Getting old

Discover tips, inspiration, and advice on embracing the beauty of getting older. Learn how to age gracefully and live your best life at any age.
Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.  Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.  Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ... Short Jokes Funny, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Texts, Old People Jokes Hilarious So True, Funny Fails, Hilarious Jokes, Life Humor, Man Humor, Memes Humor

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

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There are a lot of things about getting older that hit you right between the eyes. Like a hammer. Fifty is the turning point. People can say what they want about forty, but it's pretty much an awesome decade. In retrospect, anyway. Why don't older people, those who have been through it all, tell us this? Why aren't we prepared for all the things that begin to happen to our bodies once we hit the big 5-0? Who is to blame for keeping this information a secret? Who are they, who are keeping us…

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Geri Fisher