Honeymoon jokes

Add some humor to your honeymoon with these hilarious jokes. Laugh your way through your romantic getaway and create memories that will last a lifetime.
A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier:Because .. #funny, #joke, #humor

A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier:Because .. #funny, #joke, #humor

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Gena Emerick
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.  Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance' is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll have to put your p*n*s in a splint to keep it straight and let it heal.  It should be okay next week." So the doc takes four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all ... Funny Stories, Funny Jokes, Humour, Golf Humor, Funny Jokes For Adults, Laughing So Hard, Funny Relationship, Golf Quotes, Super Funny Quotes

When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance’ is still a virgin in every way.” The doc said, “I’ll have to put your p*n*s in a splint to keep it straight and let it heal. It should be okay next week.” So the doc...

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Debbie Schultz