Honeymoon jokes

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon When they got back the bride immediately called her mother Her mother asked “How was the honeymoon” “Oh mama” she replied “The honeymoon was wonderful So romantic…” Suddenly she burst out crying “But mama as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a big burly man — tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her […]

When you find the perfect place to live, you probably spend ages wandering around the house or the apartment, checking out all of the little details that you’ve fallen in love with.However, do you ever think about the people who live next door, above you, or even underneath you? There’s a high chance that you don’t because you’re just so distracted. We have a feeling that these people wish they had done a little more research into the people they later got to call their neighbors…

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men .. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage.

this is so lana del rey coquette lolita core of me🥺🥺🥺🥺(joke) #lanadelrey #honeymoon #videogames #yestoheaven #toofaced #valentines #cat

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