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the quote if you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me

If you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me. Click The Pin For More Funny Quotes. Share the Cheer - Please Re-Pin. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #wittyquotes #oneliner #joke #puns #TheDragonflyChallenge #humor #funny #giggle #laugh #laugher #smile cartoon

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a poem with two men in the grass and one man standing next to a tree

God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew...

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an orange emoticion with the caption i will not be interacting with ragebatt
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