I wasnt that drunk texts

Dude I wasn't that drunk… - - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED

Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking unable to remember your 80 proof-antics from the night before? Sometimes when you aren’t sure exactly what ...

BrandonDude what happened last night...?You were sooo fuckin wasted dude.Well what exactly happened?You dove under a table with an airsoft gun, put a cooking pot over your head,and started yelling 'echo tango, echo tango, requesting booze, over.' Into a shoe..Is that why everyone is calling me Trooper now?Most likely.

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Da remote man! NEVER FORGET DA REMOTE!!!!!!

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Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.