Marriage jokes

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

On the first day of their Honeymoon the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and with great anticipation crawled into bed only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. ... #funny #joke #story

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

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Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...