Prison jokes

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a...

... after taking some time to size Jim up and decide that he can trust him, Carl tells Jim about his plan to escape. “You see, ” Carl says “for the first 5 years I was...

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There were 3 guys that was sentenced to 5 years in prison under solitary confinement. Feeling sorry for them, the warden allows them a request each. The first guy, a glutton, asks...

A man goes to prison for robbery. After getting sorted, processed, and settled, it’s lights out and he gets ready to sleep. After a few minutes he hears someone yell out “Forty Six!” and the whole cell block erupts in laughter. A few more moments pass and someone else calls […]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders...

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