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The Retired Husband. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she... Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Clean Humor, Funny Stuff, Short Jokes, Funny Sarcastic, Crazy Funny, Humor

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The Retired Husband. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she...

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A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting... Funny Teacher Jokes, Silly Jokes, Old Man Jokes, Dog Jokes, Animal Jokes, Jokes About Men, Christmas Jokes

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A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting...

A man goes to buy a talking dog

So I got a letter from Grandma. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had... Short Jokes Funny, Fun Quotes Funny, Long Jokes, Hilarious, Funny Memes, Funny Things

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So I got a letter from Grandma. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had...

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An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over, and then walks over and asks her with a smile: “What’s the rush?” “I’m late for work.” “Sure,” says the officer, “What do you do?” “I’m a rectal... Funniest Short Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, Bad Jokes, Stupid Jokes, Funny Work

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An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over, and then walks over and asks her with a smile: “What’s the rush?” “I’m late for work.” “Sure,” says the officer, “What do you do?” “I’m a rectal...

An old lady is speeding down a highway

cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the banker proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the proud new owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around at all the bells and whistles lining the dash New Funny Jokes, Funny Cartoons, Cowboy Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes

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cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the banker proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the proud new owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around at all the bells and whistles lining the dash

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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while... Funny Marriage Jokes, Funny Relationship Jokes, Funny Work Jokes, Funny Texts, Getting Older Humor Woman Hilarious

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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while...

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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had... Funny As Hell, Chevy Jokes, Funny Pranks, Romantic Love Stories, Jokes

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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had...

Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a... Adult Humor, Funny Riddles

Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a...

One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a story that had some kind of a moral in it. The following day, the teacher asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raised her... Funny Humor

One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a story that had some kind of a moral in it. The following day, the teacher asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raised her...

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