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Princess Parking Only

Funny Parking Sign - This sign made me giggle! By no means do I think I'm a princess but I love pink and.'toad' makes me smile :)

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Bombing for Peace is like fucking for virginity - anti-war Protest sign

Good one!

I'm definitely going to start doing this to girls (and guys) that piss me off. Because I'm a GRAMMAR NAZI!


I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. Although as an author I am responsible for making readers understand--a reader who doesn't understand is an unhappy reader. (And there is some value to leaving some questions unanswered.

oh yeah!

Funny pictures about I pretend to be normal. Oh, and cool pics about I pretend to be normal. Also, I pretend to be normal.


"I must be a mermaid. I have no fear of depths & a great fear of shallow living" Anais Nin. I LOVE Anais Nin.

Frase do dia

Funny pictures about True friends don't judge each other. Oh, and cool pics about True friends don't judge each other. Also, True friends don't judge each other.


I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

Frase do dia

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once. Or one person 8 times at once


I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties

ok?! =P

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman. Pink words and funny quotes.

Oh yeah!

I Drink Coffee Because I Need It Wine Because I Deserve It Distressed Retro Vintage Tin Sign