"I'm really happy, I just don't choose to show it." —Karl Pilkington.
8 out of 10 cats does countdown, Sean Lock, Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson, Rachel Riley
"For me, shoes are just a barrier between dog shit and my socks."
Like Countdown, but better. Sorry, Vorderman.
"If you can’t masturbate to it, it’s art." - Sean Lock, a truly excellent British comedian.
"Describe the perfect man." "A dead one."
8 out of 10 cats does countdown, Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Susie Dent, Rachel Riley