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I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.

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I've been thinking about the recent study which concluded that Facebook is making us miserable because we are jealous of the fabulous lives our friends appear to have based on their Facebook posts. I'm surprised about this mostly because I have always figured that most people are like me and only post things on Facebook that reflect the self that they want to promote. Also, people mostly only post about the great stuff and terrible stuff because Facebook is a little like restaurant reviews…

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I think my guardian angel went on vacation.

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That's cold..this made me laugh harder bc I would prob do that to the John I work with.

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