"Permission form to Hogsmeade? Have fun in Hogameade. Permission form to Hogsmeade?" "Uh, no. I'm Harry Potter." "Heh heh heh heh dur dur dur dur. I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty. Oh my God, everybody look! It's Harry freakin' Potter! He is so dreamy and rich and famous. Mr. Potter, Mr. Potter, could you play me a song on your little guitar? Oh wait, Mr. Potter, Mr. Potter, will you sign my boob?"