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Um.. yea.

It's the sole reason they sell those long lighters.

Not sure if this belongs on my "sayings" board or "self improvement" lol

AUTISM WARNING: Sometimes things pop in my head and then they jump feet first out of my mouth! You have been warned.

ahhaha so true... can you put some diamonds at the other side of the pool?

ThanksFunny Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings awesome pin

Taco Bell: the only place where you can get a burrito with a side of unexpected affection

That awkward moment when...

Taco Bell: the only place where you can get a burrito with a side of unexpected affection. I'm going to say that to people. "Have a nice day, I love you." It's almost as good as my other awkward farewell, "Have a good day, don't get pregnant.

Survival Zombie Apocalypse:  #Zombie Warning.

Funny T Shirt of the Day: Warning If Zombies Chase Us I’m Tripping You T Shirt by Snorg Tees

Took me a while....

this made me chuckle :). thanks Krissey!

every math test ever.

Funny pictures about Every Math Test. Oh, and cool pics about Every Math Test. Also, Every Math Test photos.

Go to the mall with ur friends! It can be incredibly relaxing.

KEEP CALM AND GO SHOPPING. Another original poster design created with the Keep Calm-o-matic. Buy this design or create your own original Keep Calm design now.


One pinner commented: "I'd prefer tired.

 I brought my blanket of shame with me too. It will keep us both warm ...

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug! My friends and I used to say this all the time!

 so getting a dinosaur!!         This one is for @Sylvia Latham

"If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur. Do you think there's room in your backyard for a dinosaur?

Gathering in my Bedroom >>

I had a step-grandma who wanted to see my room everytime she came over to the house.

Happy nurses week!

29 Reasons Every Nurse Deserves A Vacation

Funny Nurses Week Ecard: Here's to all the ER nurses who convinced me I'm not dying after medical Web sites convinced me I was.

This is so me! Except that I have to get someone else to kill them! LOL!

Not just with my foot. with my shoed foot. It will bite my foot off without a shoe.


I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!