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If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Amen

No, I don't believe I have a drinking problem! I believe I have a people problem.

I am a firm believer in "life happens"...not that everything is for a reason unknown to us... :)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Made this for those of us with some class.

One of my biggest pet peeves is women who are "proud" to be a bitch. It just screams for attention. in your case you are the "big woman". along with being rude and a complete bitch

That would be how I usually get into trouble!

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

I have a new best friend now. Her name is Karma and she's a bitch just like you. Can't wait for you to meet her.

Her name is Karma and she's a bitch just like you. Can't wait for you to meet her. Using your son that you ABANDONED for as a PAYCHECK even though he's over 18 is just sick you bitch!

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.  There goes THAT New Year's resolution!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.try a sippy cup, Candi!

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Teenager Post Friendship is so weird. you just pick a human you've met and you're like "yup I like this one" and you just do stuff with them.

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