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For those crazy females that like to stalk other females.

Please do for your poor kids sake! I'm sure welfare will pay for your meds and a shrink or your much needed stay in the nut house.

Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Or did you forget that!! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

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lmao!

Umm can you build a house? im laughing but my husband can really build a house and i cant cook!

im sorry, let me fix it.

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I bet you didn't realize my talents!

I am fluent in three languages.English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Languages I Speak ('Funny Status')

Yep because I never had to  deal with the same problems as they did in the past, or even the current problems..but carry on bitch. Carry on lol

Behind every CRAZY bitch is an unfullfilled life of hate, jealousy and envy.Carry on crazy bitch.

It's true..

My alone time is sometimes for your safety. Courtesy of Introverts are Awesome FB Page

Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what%.

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesnt mean Im as stupid as you think I am. Im just laughing inside and waiting to see what%.

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