600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed.

Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

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Today with the woman who insisted that I "Stop being so nice and acting like you care!" As I was making arrangements to help pay her rent.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Yes. o.o

Morgan Freeman Meme: Actually, no, my post wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.

how to fix a problem

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

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Good Friends Offer Advice And Words of Wisdom.Real Friends Come Over Unannounced With Vodka, Chocolate, Glitter, Duct Tape, Cat Suits & Explosives!

I shoot once and I will hit what I aim for

E-card: Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your patience and understanding. These are hard times.

:)

Funniest Friendship quotes collection When you are in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn!

I really hate that word. Have never known a woman I would use that word about. But this just struck me as funny.

When I get old, I’m not going to sit around knitting. I’m going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

"And now Lori Beth Denberg with more vital information for your everyday life.." Man I used to LOVE All That! I still remember the theme song!

If your bra is too tight

All that! Miss the "if your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. if you're a boy and your bra is too tight, in uncomfortable." haha vital information with lori beth denberg

I hate when I get pissed for no reason. Damn hormones!!!

I'm not exactly sure what I'm so pissed about, but I'm a woman so that's not really the point.

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