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My grandmother is much better

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.ain't that the dang truth!


Whan I at kid, I wanted be older. This shit is not What I expected, unexpected Whan I at kid wanted be older This shit is not What expected

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

- .- damn

Sorry math teacher friends - but this IS funny! Just when you get everyone used to numbers, suddenly an entire math equation is made up of nothing but letters! LOL I love algebra but this is funny.

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Having someone to complain about work with helps, though.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

Why is this so true? #lol

Now ain't that the truth! Now ain't that the truth! Now ain't that the truth!

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Haha, maybe if you are under 35 years old. If you aren't it only makes your pillow 80% bigger.

Remember that night you called MY husband when your dumbass was drunk? Yea, well, it will be an interesting story for ole J.


Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

Lmao it'd be hard not to laugh at that but also sock you in the face at the same time

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

Ahahaha, someone would probably get so embarrassed if I said this!!

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.


When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time or if I should collaborate and listen. Funny saying / music humor

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