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I laughed out loud then heard my real voice... weird ;)

I never noticed how different my private-reading-inside-my-head-voice sounded from my real voice before!

Wal-Mart cashier that's lacking a sense of humor...this one is for you.

guilty especially when those conversations are loud enough to be heard by the person ignoring you


"I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue & very, very carefully, burned the house down.sounds reasonable to me!


If I ever go to McDonald's for food, I always order a Happy Meal or a salad. Don't judge me, McDonald's cashier person!

That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after tripping over it

In my defense a sidewalk broke my teeth. So sidewalks def. deserve dirty looks.

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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. This describes my race pace!

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Or forgetting to push send or you think you have pushed send and getting mad because the person never responded!

Haha and you cant remember how to spell it correctly so your just sitting there like such a fail xD

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

bahhaha. BRO! (Okay, I actually have more the guy reaction. I don't mind at alllll. It makes me happy to have a matching buddy.)

Two girls wearing the same shirt: She copied my style! Two guys wearing the same shirt: BRO!

Good do I know when to pretend I’m being productive

Relatable Post Knowing your family so well, you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps. So true!

And that person thinks your a stalker or something :D

All the time.The story of my life! lol except I usually make accidental eye contact like 30 times!

Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster was dead?

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I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.