Hera chose HIM to be a hero. She took time out of her immortal life to babysit him. And while to him it's creepy, she might have favored the son of Hephaestus all this time. <<<< If that was me I would still hate Hera anyway.
This was too funny not to post! this must happen. Rick Riordan, hear me! Whoever made this hilarious prank up should be honored. Include this SOMEWHERE in your writing!<<<< I AGREE, PLEASE, UNCLE RICK! I laughed for too long at this!