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People I Want to Punch In The Face

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

Completely inappropriate but oh so funny.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

17 Pictures That Perfectly Describe How We Feel On Mondays :(

17 Pictures That Perfectly Describe How We Feel On Mondays :(

Name your wifi network FBI Surveillance Van & freak out the neighbors

Have fun with your neighbors or drive-by internet users by changing your wireless network to "FBI Surveillance Van". Of course, those would be the dumbest FBI agents in the world, but it may still make your neighbors stop and think.

ARE YOU HANGRY  funny coffee mug by MeHangry on Etsy, £10.49

ARE YOU HANGRY? - funny foodie tea or coffee mug (original white coffee mug with black definition) suitable for gift

I've dreamed of having these cards made up...it will save me post-its and looks for professional when you tell some jackass they don't own the parking lot!!!

You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. veganbonnie You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. You suck at parking. I need some of these cards.

it is good to look skiny.  BUT   IT IS GREAT TO EAT GOOD FOOD

I'm skinny and I know that food tastes better than being skinny!

Step aside coffee, it's friday! - Imgur

I'm Not Saying I'm Batman - Well That's Just Super - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

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Funny pictures about No alcohol beyond this point. Oh, and cool pics about No alcohol beyond this point. Also, No alcohol beyond this point.

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Funny pictures about These two really have chemistry. Oh, and cool pics about These two really have chemistry. Also, These two really have chemistry.

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Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

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Awesome sign in front of coffee shop. Unattended children will be given Espresso And a Free Kitten - funny sign - Cat memes - kitty cat humor funny joke gato chat captions feline laugh photo

by shadowgun

Notes

Dear Icebergs Sorry about global warming, Karmas a Bitch. Sincerely The titanic

so true

25 People Who Are Way Too Honest

Kinda vulgar, but freaking hilarious. The one thing I hate about Nature Valley granola bars.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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