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Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Funny coffee mug about Britney Spears.

Have fun with your neighbors or drive-by internet users by changing your wireless network to "FBI Surveillance Van". Of course, those would be the dumbest FBI agents in the world, but it may still make your neighbors stop and think.

ARE YOU HANGRY funny coffee mug by MeHangry on Etsy, £10.49

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I'm skinny and I know that food tastes better than being skinny!

we should start keeping track

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Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

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Dear Icebergs Sorry about global warming, Karmas a Bitch. Sincerely The titanic

Kinda vulgar, but freaking hilarious. The one thing I hate about Nature Valley granola bars.

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.