Book VII from Fred and George sucks. I sorta expected Dumbledore to Obi-Wan on us (that's the way Heroic quests flow), but Sirius and Dobby, I thought it couldn't get worse. Fred was the worst. - Harry Potter / Fred 'n George Weasley.
Wow - I can see all of this except the one with Artemis and Apollo. They are siblings and I don't recall a romantic myth between the two. All the others modernized their mythical personalities. the Artemis and Apollo bit was weird.