Giving.... And so the f**k what if they want to buy a drink. Maybe that's exactly what they need to cope. Who the hell am I to judge them?! They can have the booze and I'll buy them a burger too. And if they have a dog, I make sure to buy doggie treats as well. It's called being a decent human being for no other reason than it's the right thing to do.

Whenever I give money to the homeless, I get yelled at that "They are just gonna buy booze with it.


If we're ever in a situation where I am the "voice of reason" then we are in a very bad situation. Funny Pictures Of The Day - 45 Pics


One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you're still young. If they panic and start running to you, you're old.

Crazy Girl Quote - I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.

Sarcasm... how many weddings?

hahahahahahaha thought this when I've been invited to someone's or third! actually, gotta be honest, thought this about some first marriages!

#not me, but funny

I am not a morning person at all! :D my man could be telling long stories about my mornings if he wasn't scared :D

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My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me angry and tired so I can buy paper towels and laundry detergent.

Never judge how a person earns a living. Every person who gets up and does the crap others don't want to for a tiny wage deserves respect.