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Insanity does not run in my family.  Rather, it strolls through, taking it's time, getting to know everyone personally.

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Marry your books instead!

Love is a weird thing. You just pick a human and you're like, yes I like this one. I'll let this one ruin my life forever.

I do many things well, none of which generate income.or at least that I'm willing to commit to generate income.

Pucker Up Butter Cup!!!

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I Am Clumsy.  The Floor Doesn't Hate Me And The Chairs Are Not Bullies.  However, The Wall Does Get In The Way!!

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True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

I know that feeling, lol.  @Kesha L. Remember Eli?

Mindy Kaling is my spirit animal…

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I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.

"So True"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep I have mastered this. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Be prepared it cannot be contained!!!

Also I may just stop conversation and sing the song.I will at least sing the words of the song while still conducting the conversation

Waiting for you to arrive

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

True story!!!

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

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