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I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter - Funny quote on giving up chocolate. Never quit chocolate when it comes to baking!

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Soooooooo funny!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

I went to a gym once. I got on this walking thing, and water started coming off my body, and my heart was pounding, and then some skinny blonde bitch told me I had to take my heels off.  I got the hell out of there.

Everytime I hear that dirty word EXERCISE, I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE.just kidding but I do love chocolate

Thankfully I can't figure out how to add the pin it button onto my work computer or I'd be doing a whole lot of other things during the day!!

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I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

yay now I have a reason to slap people!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

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If here's ice cream trucks in the summer. then why aren't there Starbucks coffee trucks in the winter?

No need to leave the house.......just stay in my pajamas----comforts of home!

i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

Schedule indisputable.

laundry schedule - make this for my laundry room.if I actually had a whole room that I could devote to laundry!

My autocorrect lost all faith in me long ago

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

So True.

The "good side effects" are what the drug actually does. I'm a nurse. Also, I have seen side effects like "may cause breast enlargement" or "weight loss"

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Inspiring Quotes About Life : if the question is chocolate related the answer is yes :). - Hall Of Quotes

Sad, but so true!

In my closet.story of my life! i have been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear Fashion Quotes

For the love of god women, eat a salad!

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

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