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Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

In the middle of Tuesday...

My middle finger smells bad form washing my magpies broken foot . u knew it was important so u hurt it. who knew my housemate. it could be a ghost but I think a living fuckhead

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Meaning of marriage

Going from painting walls freedom blue and pulling away from step kids and he's disgusting with no conscience to marriage.


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