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My Native American name is 'Seemed Harmless at First'.

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. Just kidding.

so this is why I fantasize all the ways I could kill someone without leaving a trace.... it all makes sense now

Vacation is just a fancy word for I'm taking a few days off work that way I dont go bat shit crazy and kill someone. Here's to Summer Vacation!

'Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la fuck my life - Nihilism Christmas Carol


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those days when u just want to be left alone:/

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

I'm so saying this from now on.

Rofl - I'm so saying this from now on. "Don't judge me you judgemental judger!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Pinterest is really just electronic hoarding.@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/nsviewcard/MjAxMi1iZGI4ZDIwMWQxZmYyNDEw

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

Why wouldn't you want me in your garden? I wouldn't take up mushroom. I'm a…

"Mushroom" As a Sensor, I find humor in literal interpretation, such as the puns displayed here. When there's a chance to make a pun, I always seize the opportunity.


nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.

Common Sense is so rare these days, it should be Classified as a Super Power.

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to