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Some days this seems oh so true.thank God this earthly life isn't all there is! My eyes are focused on eternity and my soul longs for the day I see heaven and leave the heartache and pain of this place behind for good by theresagriffiths

"I don't want to adult today. I don't even want to human today. Today, I want to dog. Please pet me and bring snacks.

i don't wanna.

Every stupid day, my inner 2 year old pitches a fit and "won't, won't, WON'T" go to bed at a "reasonable hour".

my life right now

Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by a plane ~ Adulting humor

Seriously though...

The moment you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think "Meh.


The best way to learn is to open the fridge.

All day Errday!

Today I'm wearing a lovely shade of I slept like crap so don't piss me off.basically my look for the last two weeks of the semester

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.

Lol I feel like this a lot. Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Joke thy name is Trump

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you