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I Love Cuddling

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.


My mother always told me to put things back where they found them. So I'm about to put this bitch in her place. I'm a mother I shouldn't fight but man do I want to knock this old bitch out

Your Opinion about My Life - Paying Bills

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

Some may call it a birthday party. But let's be honest, we're really holding a funeral for your youth.

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy birthday, Ugly! Yes, I invited a lot of people to your party but they all called in sick.

Ill name the shop "comfort food"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

I wrote a song for you.  I hope you like it.  It's called Your Face Pisses Me Off.

"Your face pisses me off. Oh your face pisses me off. When I see you my hands tremble and wanna give you a slap because your face it pisses me off.

Plaidipus mound: happy thankful for birthdays thursday

Funny Birthday Ecard: I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!


This might be my favorite insult ever. Fix yo' face ! Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha I couldn't have said it better!

If I'm just being honest for a moment in certain situations, this is what I want to say.

Lol, the people I think about this way are blocked on my newsfeed. I no longer have to check since i don't see their drama

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Funny Workplace Ecard: I got so much procrastinating done today.

So sad that it is true

SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!