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hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Alot of my friends at school are nice, But get anoying and it frustrates me. Then i feel bad for feeling this way

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

Move over Cindy Crawford lol

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

How to handle stress like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away

How To Handle Stress Like A Dog Sign

How to handle stress like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. This is so funny!

Err, true? Guilty as charged! things-that-crack-me-up

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Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

angels ~ sometimes I think I get a mean wedgie from flying my broom

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

just about every weekend

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

"yep, i think i will tattoo this to my butt"  ...... I didn't actually say that but I think it's funny......

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Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

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I am going to stand outside. So, if anyone asks, I am outstanding.

Be strong

I choose to leave it behind me. I already worked through it and am moving on a better person. If you can't see that and accept it then I don't need your negative energy in my life.

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

Karma is one of those words that have launched into our English language  with a vengeance. Mostly people take it in a new age sense, as cosmic  payback.

Why What Goes Around Doesn't Always Come Around, and Maybe Something Better

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. That's soooo true! I finally got my computer working and my house is a mess.