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And there goes the last fuck I gave

Exactly how I feel about certain people and things in my life lately

Keeping my mouth shut.

I have a hard time doin this.

"God Damn it I'm trying to be romantic. I said look into my eyes bitch.

Shut up

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E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

Valuable lesson every mom should pass to their innocent little boys

Listen, acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

my drinking schedule... in our family we thought it was okay any time, every day because it must be 5:00 somewhere in the world!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Yup

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

Love enjoying my day at work with a little sarcastic humor

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Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Story of my life!

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

A daily occurrence :)

Talking to my friend on the phone in public all the time that's why I text

Bahahaha

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Down right fuckin hysterical...

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My thoughts exactly! I don't act like B word, until I am provoked... haha

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

yup, so true Knox :)

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