If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow
Top 5 Funnies of the Week
Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.
Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.
Talking to my friend on the phone in public all the time that's why I text
Simma down sluts - vintage retro funny quote
Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun