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The Country Fucker


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No matter how hard you try to change your life and make it like every one else's, you'll never find anyone that made it as easy as I did for you.

"There's only one me. Remember that." --- I can't hide or fake. I love myself too much to change the way I am. And I'll never come back to you once I decided to leave. I'm proud of myself, my decision and everything I do ❤

Hot as fuck, cold as fuck, dumb as fuck... accurate

Hot as fuck, cold as fuck, dumb as fuck.

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Haha.  Yes

we suck at this

OMG this is so true! All the deep questions come out at bedtime. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.

Sorry, I can't go to work tomorrow I fractured my motivation (Funny People…

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Sarcasm is an art, if it was a science I'd have my phd.

I would so be the freaking genius behind teaching this incredible art!

I don't know how to accept compliments... So thanks, suck a dick or whatever.

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I do this all the freaking time....

Dude all my friends would be freakin pissed

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!


Enjoy your weekend

Never has something been so true.

Because I'm a fucking lady. You fucking fuck!

Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due. #truth

Yuuuuussss u best envy us<<< We all put the pro in procrastination

My hobbies include being difficult for no reason and ignoring texts

This is my teenage son.