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Yes, I'm still here. It's just that what you said was so goddamn stupid that I think I slipped into a coma for a few minutes.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Yes, I'm still here. It's just that what you said was so goddamn stupid that I think I slipped into a coma for a few minutes.

That's how I roll :)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Like a fat kid down a hill. That's how I roll.

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

lol no one wants to hear how much he/she does for you & how much you love them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Get a hobby.

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

ecard – Why did I unfriend you on Facebook? – Because your statuses are annoying and I hate your face.

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I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Laughter is the best medicine... except for treating diarrhea..  #someecards

Funny Get Well Ecard: Laughter is the best medicine. except for treating diarrhea.

“There’s just no need for it (piv). Our bodies weren’t made for that. A big clue is that every hetero female’s “first time” is painful. No other form of stimulation is painful. a woman has to make her body not feel pain via piv over time.{ author claims there are other ways to become pregnant??? Liberal feminism

Funny Friendship Ecard: Bless your heart. You don't realize you are batshit crazy do you?

Yes, yes it is!

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

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