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what would you think if i sang out of tune, would you stand up & walk out on me?

what would you think if i sang out of tune, would you stand up walk out on me? lend me your ears and i'll sing you a song, and i'll try not to sing out of key. / The Beatles / song lyrics

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such way that they look forward to the trip ~ Wiston Churchill Kushand

Winston Churchill: Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Say — "I'm too busy on my own grass to notice theirs is greener" — to yourself every time someone brags about themselves to make u feel lesser of them. You are not lesser of anyone, in God's eyes, everyone is equal.

I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. As far as I'm concerned, MY grass is greenest. Makes for a content life, and I like it that way! No keeping up with the Joneses' allowed in my house!

Happy March!!

Some Randomly Wonderful Quotes to Keep You Inspired this Weekend (The Blonde Vegan)

I don't hate people, I just feel better when they aren't around. – Charles Bukowski

I don’t hate people

“I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. ~Mitch Hedberg  #FamousPeople #famousquotes #famouspeoplequotes #famousquotesandsayings #famouspeoplequotesandsayings #quotesbyfamouspeople #quotesbymitchhedberg #mitchhedberg #mitchhedbergquotes #fake #plants #died #pretend #water #shareinspirequotes #share #inspire #quotes

Did you ever think you'd see the Mitch Hedberg quote "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them" displayed in a museum? The late comedian's joke made its fine-art debut in Wall Pi.

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