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Sorry I keep blowing you off, but you're 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Got wine corks?

Laughing cause I just pinned some cork craft ideas, and thought.gee, someone would need to drink a LOT of wine for that!

Monday: 1. wake up 2. survive the day 3. go back to bed.

Free, Confession Ecard: Monday: wake up survive the day go back to bed.

Lol

:-) i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. - Let's celebrate al kinds of crazy!

TRUTH!

"I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their fucking stupidity. I don't have an anger management problem!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: -Has anyone told you today that you're doing a great job? -No..... -Well, there's probably a reason for that.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: -Has anyone told you today that you're doing a great…

They are so stupid.

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: It's too bad your selfie stick isn't long enough to capture how ridiculous you look using a selfie stick.

Pretty much my life story

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

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