I can't explain...can't find the words to describe just how unappetizing this looks.  There's not an ingredient or garnish that redeems it.  The dog won't even bury this in the back yard.

Terrible Food Photographed Terribly

Purported to be edible, evidence to the contrary. Possibly to be used as a door stop or weapon to fend off attackers.<---laughing sooooooo hard right now!

A luscious shrimp tree.... is she arranging?  Or is she one of the sick fuckxs who feeds off the shrimp tree? Either way - I'm into it. #mustardsuit

A luscious shrimp tree. is she arranging? Or is she one of the sick fuckxs who feeds off the shrimp tree?

O wow -- cabbage and baked beans!  That's a recipe for disaster in my house.  Don't light a match!

Jones made this cabbage/bean concoction for her family on Monday. On Thursday, they were still gassy.

The Retro/Vintage Scan Emporium: Retro food from 1972 - I don't think I want to know what this is.

The dancing carrots make a pathetic attempt to revitalize the surrounding brownish/greenish matter, the composition of which will remain untold if we want to save a hint of good manners.

Shrimp, sliced eggs and peas. Suspended in jello. Wiggling on your fork for that much anticipated first bite... Just say no.

Shrimp, peas, sliced hard-boiled eggs, suspended in Jell-O, wiggling on your fork for that much anticipated first bite.

Strawberry Cottage Cheese Mold by Knox.  Is that broccoli as a garnish?  I can't imagine a broccoli, cottage cheese, and strawberry combination.

Strawberry Cottage Cheese Mold by Knox. Is that broccoli as a garnish? I can't imagine a broccoli, cottage cheese, and strawberry combination.

A pineapple treasure chest fruit bowl! "Gild" your treasures with mayonnaise. Let everyone know you've gone completely round the bend.

liver sausage loaf disguised as a pineapple. Very clever deception.

Liver sausage loaf disguised as a pineapple -- what a sick practical joke on your dinner guests.

Carnation Jelly Whip.  This looks like something Queen Elizabeth could have worn to her coronation.  The color is troubling.  Food is not supposed to be blue.

This looks like something Queen Elizabeth could have worn to her coronation. The color is troubling. Food is not supposed to be blue.

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