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We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Ill name the shop "comfort food"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Oh Maxine, you make me giggle.

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Already disturbed proceed with caution

Instead of a sign that says DO NOT DISTURB,, I need a sign that says. ALready DISTURBED. proceed with caution. Maxine quotes and humor: "Already Disturbed"

so is this the same thing as putting a smiley face after a bitchy comment?! lol

I'll Have to remember this, there are a few people I'd like to slap.

get better soon - Google keresés

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I like this idea...cool

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Seriously, I keep saying that and I never seem to get my shit together by that age!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

All women are bitches...except us. We areawesome, amazing,intelligent, andbeautiful. Buteveryone else,bitches.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: All women are bitches. We are awesome, amazing, intelligent, and beautiful. But everyone else, bitches.

Save the wine!!

I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!