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4th of July humor.

Funny Independence Day Ecard: Happy National 'Hear Fireworks All Day And Night Being Set Off By Drunk People You Wouldn't Trust With A Glow Stick' Day! Our life on the lake this summer.the dog is miserable!

Sooo true!

Or until someone gets cupcakes in their face an butt crack then gets hit!

those days when u just want to be left alone:/

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.


Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

#SNL40 #nbc #SaturdayNightLive #LordDoucheBag Classic ~ Who remembers ? ❤️ #ATailgaterslife

And this is why I all my parents' home my Summer House, and house copious amounts of wine here.

ahahah this is exactly what happenes...like last night we were on the phone passed out and you said yo an i wok eup and i said i love you so many times and started crying saying dont leave me an i wasnt breathing normal you told me to get water and i did an while i was at it i walked into the fridge...thing is i dont rmeber all this happening last night at all and today ur laughing at me caus i cant rmebr ahah

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.

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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. SO TRUE!

I really am

I hate being late, but I'm so good at it. Story of my life! So me;

Pale-skinned, hot-headed, loud-mouthed, but kind-hearted. Gotta love an Irish girl.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: I am pretty sure my check liver light is gonna come on this weekend.

10 Things 90's Kids Will Have To Explain To Their Children.

10 Things 90s Kids Will Have To Explain To Their Children

10 Things Kids Will Have To Explain To Their Children. I died. my favorite one was the beanie babies