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The whole purpose of sending a text is to get a reply within seconds or minutes, otherwise I would have sent a letter by fucking mail

A Christian Pastor Just Called Out Every White American In Epic Response To Virginia Rally

A Christian Pastor Just Called Out Every White American In Epic Response To Virginia Rally

your always on your phone. those rare times i text u tho, you hardly text back straight away like i do. no its ok tho, if you got to finish texting your other friends first its ok. Dont get the bit tho that u really like me tho but wont reply back. yeah u work that bit out JIBLIP (name for someone)

Dont get upset if someone doesnt text you back. Most people only check their phones every 5 seconds, everyday, all day long.

Love yourself enough to...

Love yourself enough to.

True Story. No kidding, i can rememeber things he has said to me almost 27 years ago!! Btw, he HATES this "unique" quality I posess ;)

Funny Quotes: Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

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