INFJ - You're smart. Too smart. You over think, because your mind moves at a million miles a minute. You're sad, because you're not fooled by the world like everyone else.
I will deduce and gauge your intentions. I will determine where you came from. I will measure your intelligence and/or educational background. I will analyze your demographics and socioeconomic status. And I will come to my own damn conclusions.
all of this is true except for the forgetting birthdays thing. I remember birthdays.