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Take Heed...

Danger: Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain.so me!

Give a damn!

I've lost my ability to give a damn. if found, no need to return it. go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

Karma is one of those words that have launched into our English language  with a vengeance. Mostly people take it in a new age sense, as cosmic  payback.

Why What Goes Around Doesn't Always Come Around, and Maybe Something Better

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!


It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

Life perspective level: master

Workout t-shirt - Lazy is such and ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation. - Because I don't have to do ALL the body every single day.

True story

"If I can make at least one person smile or pee their pants a little, then my day was not wasted." I love to laugh, so why not spread that love?

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Have you had your daily dose of smiles today? is Your Daily Dose Of Smiles's photo.